Thursday, September 08, 2005
This is telegram message. From outer space. Tis hard to communicate. Been held captive by monster alien babies. No communication, no telephone, no internet. Only telepathy. This is telepathic communication to internet kiosk in Medtronic Headquarters, Brooklyn Center, Minnesota, USA, Earth. Very glad it works effectively. Have to go soon. Monster alien babies might catch me in act of this deed. Not very good for my beauty regimen. They like to sprout thick eyebrows on me little pores as punishment. Very hard to shave or pluck. Oh, i forget me message. This: Might not be able to post for long time. I told you, i am prisoner in Alien universe. Must find a way first to get shackles off me feet so I can run and find space ship to do cosmic jumps in space. But nuff about that. I am fine. Little disturbed but fine. Earthlings! Watch Skeleton key, tis disturbing! Voodoo people in New Orleans! And to think New Orleans is now sinking in sea water... Sad. But Monster alien babies like catastrophies. So they watch CNN all the time. And wait till Larry King drops dead. Bad alien babies! Baaad!!! if I don't make sense it is because of signal interruption from CNN. Don't pay me heed. I like to babble. Me losing signal... must... go... alien babies... get me... run.. after.. me pretty head... have.. to..go.. right aw
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